Britain Today

Colin Beaven: "Many British people want a car number plate that looks a bit special." 

Colin Beaven: "One British supermarket has started asking customers for their postcodes."

Colin Beaven: "You gave me your heart, but I'd prefer a diamond."

Colin Beaven: "You have to plan your moves carefully."

Colin Beaven: "Cinemas around Britain have started to show live operas."

Colin Beaven: "Spotlight is as old as a typical British lamp post."

Colin Beaven: "A lot of people in immigration wanted to get to know me. They chose me for a special search."

Colin Beaven: "Human beings in general don't behave well when they get into cars."

Colin Beaven: "It must be getting hard to find something worth stealing."

Colin Beaven: "Is David Cameron another Iron Lady?"